So. It’s been a busy Saturday…and topped off with
ALERT: Gross stuff ahead. Please ignore if you are icked out by….what’s a way to say this without grossing you out if it’s a thing that grosses you out? What’s the least gross word for it?….
Here, look at some Woolz for a second and I’ll continue below…
As I was saying, it’s been a busy Saturday, topped off with being puked on as I was cleaning up the child’s puke.
Hooray for motherhood!
Seriously, though. I think she just ate too much cheese and isn’t for-real sick. Because on the way to bed, she was joking that she’d sneak down in the middle of the night with the dog, they’d both eat all the cheese and then would throw up on me together.
So. I don’t think she’d have a sense of humor if she were for-real sick, right? (Please let it be so.)
For now, I want you to know that I am standing guard over the cheese.
I have a nice stout (or two), my knitting (and spinning, some of the above included), and some Downton Abbey to catch up on.